Noo mattur wot yu beleaf. Git aff yer loowur backseed noo, an git poostin! Dar toa bee crittikul, a leest ya shoo commitment that wae! Doon swalluw et daown ef yu doon laek at! Bot poost aboat et!
Stiem is no perfit. Yee, leek mee is no perfit. Wee keep lurnin on ur wae. Daer too goo on yer faes, as efter as yee hef toa. Curses if ye doan daer! Shoo es if ye still haf a spain.
Waer dat kelt wee preed, noo mattur hoo cool dee win will sjrink yer bleedin turkee! Drank yer whiskey single malted an pjur, an sing dat freedom song wit sanpaepert voice. Fell doos bachpeeps wid fieur! Bang yer drums, fer ol shall noa, da Clan Mac Brilliant is oan Stiem!
Arrrr, noa weer is da spirit in ae bottel...
Haf a good one!
photo 'keep the fire burning' cc-sa-by @oaldamster
PS No alcoholic drink was abusively used during the creation of this post taffy. For goodness sakes no, it still early morning over here.