{Disclaimer: This is meant to be a satirical post, similarities with any living creature, or fantasy one, are purely by chance. Any simularenty with any excisting situation is accidental. The ghostwriter 'Note' could or could not excist either. If you decide to read this, then consider it part of your voluntary objectives to do so, thank you.}
Hi, I'm Note, a very big name in the realm of Bitvalue. The first and only real Blockchain Coin created by the divine Sakamoto Natoshi. And I'm one of the Bitvalue knights that is always on patrol for scams. Meaning anything that claims to be a blockchain based coin that is not created the Bitvalue way. Now, we all know, and you know I'm always right, right, that actually if it is not Bitvalue related, then it is a scam. Because every new announcement of yet another Blockchain based coin needs to commit to the holy rules given to us by our father, who is in the digital void and gives us our daily coin: Sakamoto Natoshi.
Because the only way a coin can pass the blind folded "Sakamoto Natoshi" test is when it is in fact a Bitvalue coin. And there can be only one: the Bitvalue coin! We, knights of Bitvalue have sworn true to the simple and short whitepaper of our father, the bitvalue creator. And our incentive is to root out any other blockchain that claims to be better then Bitvalue, by all means necesarry. It is blasphemy to do so. Who dares to speak in such tongues should be punished, and we, the knights of Bitvalue, do so by shouting "SCAM" all over the place. And our true Sheeple Tweeple will obey our call without asking questions, because they know I'm allways right. Even when I'm wrong, then I will do anything to make it seem I'm right. In effect this just means I'm right all the time.
It is our duty as knights of Bitvalue to keep the blockchain pure
LIke the divine one, Sakamoto Natoshi, wrote, in his whitepaper, there can only be 21 million Bitvalue coins. These will be mined for by Proof Of Work. Every few blocks there will be a halving of the BTV reward, starting at 50, then 25, 12,5 currently. This will do good for the value of BTV. In effect doubling every halving so the miners can be payed the same amount for their Proof Of Work. Or the transaction rewards need to go up drasticly. Only 1 MegaByte blocks shall be made and the Blockchain can magicaly grow forever, thanks to technology of the big numbers. In Sakamoto Natoshi we trust, so say the Knights of BiTValue. Only the pure Bitvalue is created by Proof Of Work, there shall not be any other way. So we have sworn on our swords of justice: "There can be only ONE!"
So when there is talk about a system that can do 100.000 transactions every 3 seconds we shout: "SCAM!" Because there is not other way than the Bitvalue's way of 3 transactions a second, everything else has to be a SCAM! therefore. This kind of scaling is impossible, because Bitvalue cannot do it either. Furthermore if there is no Proof Of Work structure then it cannot create value. Because the only way to do this is by using electricity and practicly burning calories that disappear into thin air. Now there have been people who claimed that they do deserve a lot of BTV, but that right is only for the few who mine for Bitvalue. And one needs a lot of electricity to be able to do so. But we are not centralised in any way, anybody can still POW mine. Only the rewards are useless for most, just a waste of their time and energy.
Nothing can create value, except burning electricity
It is one holy rule that every Bitvalue Knight knows, only using vast amounts of electric energy creates values. Such nonsense to shout that Bitvalue itself is a SCAM! We, the Knights, will never shout that, and will never accept anybody else to do so. The electricity used is not lost, okay it is turned into heat, but it is not lost, okay it disappeares into thin air, but it finds Bitvalue at the cost of that loss. That is really valid, nothing else can ever be. We all know what Sakamoto Natoshi would say when others tried to lie about our beloved Blockchain Coin!
So what is this nonsense that Content can create Value? Or that mining blocks that add this content to a blockchain can be used to distribute the value created? It is impossible, so it is another reason to shout: "SCAM!" violently, counting the number of times "SCAM!" was shouted and repeated, retweeded, as yet another proof.
Now, really, Content creating value and curation of that distributing this value on a blockchain? That is not even really decentralised the way it should be according to Bitvalue rules as created by Sakamoto Natoshi? And again I shout in a real loud voice: "SCAM!" And see how the so called value is dropping by the minute because a lot of investors get scared by slander. But content can never generate value, ask Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Google. So any blokchain that claims it can do so must be a "SCAM!"
Bitvalue has only one chain: Core, Classic, XT and Ultimate, NO THAT IS JUST ONE!
Because every Bitvalue Knight, like me: Note, is true to the holy whitepaper of Sakamoto Natoshi, there is only one blockchain developement. And we are making more progress then ever before. The value doubled at every halving and those who disagree just have not read the simple to understand whitepaper. It is all there. And there is no misunderstanding in the Bitvalue realm, we are all one, because there can be only one: Core, Classic, XT and Ultimate Bitvalue. No, they are still one, and I'm always right, just ask my followers!
So with all this proof that I've given you, you have to understand why there is this SCAM! And I've given enough numbers, like number 1 and number 2. Even found proof written by an angry miner that did not get in at the right time, and cursed a lot in writing about how unfair he was treated, now that is proof beyond believe, right? And I've given so many numbers at Twitter, together with awesome graphics with cynical remarks. Now, that just is more proof, come on, you know I'm right, right?
And then today it hit me even harder SDB does not mean Steem Backed Dollar, it means Skoe Bie Doe! If this is not the final 21th million counter proof that it is a SCAM then what is? Why? The whitepaper is way too long and complex, you'd have to really study it to understand it. And who has the time, right? Only one whitepaper is simple enough to get right away, that is the one made by Sakamoto Natoshi. The whitepaper only is complex because it wants to hide that it is a SCAM.
And the secret that is hidden in plain sight is encrypted in the abbriviation SBD: Skoe Bie Doe! Think about it, and you'll have to admit I'm right, as I was all along and will always be.
In the famous TV and Movie series, SBD and his friends are always hunting for some kind of ghost. And every time when they catch the ghost it turns out to be a crooked human being that is SCAMMING! Now, what do you think of this final proof! I'm sure my faithfull Sheeple Tweeple will Retweet this right away and warn everybody who wants to join on this Blogging on the Blockchain thing.
By the way, you are welcome to join us at our soon to be launched project: yourscamnetwork.slander There we use micropayments in Bitvalue, because then you know at least it is not a SCAM! Right...? Allthough you can not cash in on micropayments with Bitvalue, but wait until you see what we've come up with: Sidechains stored value.
Now that is unique right? Only in Bitvalue this is possible just like the Divine one predicted a long time ago.
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