Aa first eea waaz mift.
Boddaa beekeam sjuffed efter eea weal.
Aaw buggerat, dinna wen oal dooan daa pottee nooa.
Weeas meea troops goan toowa? Ettes spiorad na Samhna tadeea, fer meea ansasters seeak! Meea da spiorads from dee eppel ket ootadaa bottel wen sciumrar kom. Setta dashes, fir mea Faar an meea ootta teeam feamlach as komin ta hooas. Leeat da weea, wid fiurs an kainels, soa dee fjand dar weea haiem. Yee birn a kainel fir dee Faar and fir oal ooar feamlach looan goan. Mai deea saat atta teabel meeal wid ooas a sciumrar. Hooa adoos oal pas an beejoont. Traa teeams slaint Yee sjal heear!
Doanoa ef Yee feart Samhna. Rembra an onner yer ansasters adda teeam a Youl wer da realm oa deea evva efta an ooars kom kloas. Adda teeam wer ooar ansasters kan goa bak foara weeal. Aye, Ya meave kest aies nea ne Roomanesker olk, dee sheeded Samhna wid der oown beleef, neemtdat 'hell-o-ween'. Leek attaz gooan tooa deea oonderrealm oar kree, oar eetta an sosatsj. Attaz dem bean baesek laiek foa avver. Nottan njew der, reat?
Doannoa wot triggart mea tadeea. Ez beean a soalteea teeam leeatle. Ratraisin, dings opsaietdooan, iz ben mannik. Treean too teek a breeak from da keaos da iz oalaroond. Yanooa wattitiz leeak, reat? Meeatbee a gooad aideea too birn ee kainel, fir Samhna ittiz tadeea. Feand som peeas oaf meeand fir a weeal. Noa weear eaz meea masg anna bottel foola spiorads...
Hooa, spiorad na Samhna: Slaint, slaint, slaint!
Spiorad na Samhna.

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