Cryptos are dead
It is over, banks and governments just got in.
Sell, sell, sell!
Such horror, it is the end. Bad Crypto news everywhere. First I was in denial, but now I have to state that it is over. It will go all the way down to zero.
Okay so keep me posted when you's all gonna sell K? Really wanna get me some moah of them Bitcoin, the BTC one that is. Why because I's liked em, that's why. If ya dont, so K widme.
To be honest? No, Blockchains and Cryptos are here to stay. Well at least for a few years more. Just hoped you'd fall for it and panic sell. Seems I already am owning enough Bitcoin to belong to the 1%. Whatever that may mean.
Yep, I would buy more BTC, it is an asset, like the digital equivalent of gold. And I am sticking with it. As far as I am concerned the market cannot be red enough. It just says 'SALE' again...
May the Cryptos be with us!
There goes the value of Cryptos, again...

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